ESPN.com is reporting that Terrell Owens will star in “The Superstars” an ABC show that will pair eight “athletes” with eight celebrities in weekly events that will include swimming, biking, kayaking, and running. The reason I use the term “athletes” is that the other “athletes” are:
“…former major league baseball player Jeff Kent, ex-NBA star Robert Horry, Olympian Bode Miller, former world No. 1 tennis player Jennifer Capriati, WNBA star Lisa Leslie, soccer great Brandi Chastain and women's freeskiier Kristi Leskinen.” (ESPN.COM)
They were only allowed to use the terms “former” and “ex” but so many times. Upon hearing this news approximately 47% of the Bills season ticket holders just drove into oncoming traffic. Remember what happened last time T.O. was given the camera before a season kicked off? He was such a disruption that the same man that stuck by Michael Irvin’s side released him.
This is on top of the news that he will also have a VH1 reality show this summer that follows Owens and his agents as they “evaluate his personal life.”
I would love to see Dick Jauron’s reality show on “Evaluating His Personal Life”
8:00 – Wake Up
8:01 – Cut on the Television
8:04 – See the latest T.O. Offseason Headline
8:04 – Shortness of Breath, Dizziness
8:05 – Pass Out
8:10 – Come to consciousness and thank God you still have a job after blowing a 5-1 start in a contract year
8:11 – Remember that this happened
8:11 – Shortness of Breath, Dizziness
8:12 – Pass Out
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