Charlie Weis Thoughts From the Cutting Room Floor

Had some jokes that I was trying to turn into a post for Buster Sports today.  When Will Brinson published his Kiffin-Palin Tale of the Tape piece we received so much traffic that uploading became improbable.  Check out the Will's piece - it's great.  Unfortunately I am going to use the Children of the Pod to dump these half-developed jokes.  I'm sorry if you feel like the chick who got asked to Prom after my first girl said "No." Chances are, we'll probably still hook up anyway.

After the heart-wrenching loss to Michigan in the Big House. Charlie Weis is constantly finding himself under the microscope. Under the Microscope?  You obviously mean a hubble telescope.

Charlie Weis is starting to really feel the hot seat in South Bend. The good news for the next guy is the hot seat will be left niiiiiiiice and warm.

Notre Dame has dropped 6 straight home games to the Spartans – the worst home losing streak in Notre Dame Stadium history. ESPN’S Kirk Herbstreit called this one of the most Pressure Packed Games of Weis’ career… I don’t know whats more pressure packed, the game in south bend on Saturday or the area around Weis’ cock.

Matt Barkley Isn't Listening to Bill Withers

Sources are reporting that Matt Barkley will in fact be sitting out with an injured shoulder on Saturday for the Trojans matchup against the Washington Huskies. 

USC coach Pete Carroll said Thursday that Barkley is improving every day, and Carroll wants to give him as much time as possible to heal before ruling him out against Washington.  

A personal source of COTP reports that the treatment that Barkley is receiving is starting to cause a disctraction within the locker room.  I would also be disgruntled if I found out the hot-shot Newport Beach 19 year old was getting the Matt Leinart Rehab Treatment that the former USC signal caller enjoyed in 2008.