the "From The Legal Pad" series will be a somewhat organized collection of initial reactions. Warning: This is not meant for people with long attention spans.
Jerryworld
Jerry Jones has always claimed the hole in the roof is so that God can watch down on the Cowboys. I will argue that God was not paying attention last night - and it is not because of the unfortunate performance on the field. I think that if God looked down and realized that he had Jerry Jones, John Madden, and George W. Bush in the same building - he might have taken some swift immediate action to correct some prior mistakes.
Frank Caliendo probably crapped his size 48 pants with joy when he saw this on television and immediately googled himself 4.8 billion times. All of my attempts to grab a video or image of the two of them together just lead to images of his unfunny ass sweating and putting me seconds closer to dropping a toaster in the bathtub. So you are stuck with this for now.
Drew Brees Is Playing Madden
Drew Brees picked up right where he left off at the end of last season - only now he appears to be even better. With a healthy O-Line, Brees is able to sit back and deliver the ball with the precision and accuracy of playing on "Rookie" level. Hell, it even seems like his receivers were those computer-generated fake names that you get in Dynasty mode in future seasons. Whatever is going on, Scarface is an early candidate for MVP and it would not surprise me if he refers to Devery Henderson and Lance Moore as "Y" and "B" in the huddle.
Ray Lewis and the News - Greatest Hits
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