OH. MY. GOD.

This LA Times video shows that John Madden has invented a football heaven.  
Previously in my life, just having Sunday ticket and a couple of televisions was such an experience.  This orbit of a man has taken it to next level.  Unless I'm mistaken it looks like there is a buffet with an omelet bar as well.
The middle school fat kid inside me just started sweating profusely.


 

JUST LIKE A WOMAN

Coach, you aren't making any more friends with comments like this. 

(the bald loser in the ESPN studios stops talking at :30 if you want to skip him and get to the 79 year old sexist talk.)

Will Brinson has some good commentary on Buster Sports